SO I HEARD PEOPLE LIKE OPINIONS ON SPRING 2014 PART 11

SEASON MVPS WILL BE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN JOJO, PING PONG, AND MUSHISHI NOW LETS GET TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SHIT ANIME I’M SOMEHOW STILL WATCHING

YOU KNOW, IF ISSHUUKAN FRIENDS HAD THE DECENCY TO PHOTOSHOP A FEDORA ONTO HASE’S BITCH HEAD IN EPISODE FUCKING ONE, WE’D ALL HAVE A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT THIS SHOW HAS BECOME NOW AND LESS OF US WOULD HAVE WATCHED IT UP TO THIS POINT. BUT appropriant IT’S CUTE AS SHIT WELL FUCK YOUR CUTE I WANTED DRAMA. HOWEVER, THE KEY POINT IN EFFECTIVE DRAMAS IS THAT EVERYONE HAS ISSUES AND THE STORY DOES ITS BEST TO AT LEAST ADDRESS ALL OF THEM. HASE, ESPECIALLY, HAS ISSUES. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE STORY THINKS HASE IS THE FUCKING INNOCENT SWEETHEART OF THE STORY AND EVERYONE’S SOMEHOW OUT TO GET HIM AND SHIT. GIVEN HOW THIS SHOW GLORIFIES AND SHIELDS HIS BEHAVIOR IN THE STORY IT JUST FEELS THE SLIGHTEST BIT UNREALISTIC DONT YOU THINK. I MEAN COME ON. YOU’D THINK THE INCLUSION OF A CHARACTER LIKE KIRYUU, A TRUE BEST FRIEND WHO ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS DISCOURAGES HASE FROM INHALING THE DORITO DUST, WOULD MEAN THAT HASE WOULD LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES MUCH EARLIER IN THE STORY, BUT THERE’S A LACK OF DEVELOPMENT TO THE POINT OF HOW BLOWN OVER THE DRAMA BECAME IN THE END. THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT MAN.

CAPTAIN EARTH IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WHERE BOTH THE CHARACTERS AND THE PLOT ARE WEAK, SO WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THE SHOW FROM ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE IN ORDER TO ENJOY IT. PROBLEM IS, I DONT KNOW JACK SHIT WHAT THE CORRECT PERSPECTIVE MIGHT BE. THE SHOW CIRCLEJERKS ITS OWN REHASHED INFORMATION AND CHARACTER MOTIVATIONS A LOT AND IT’S INCREDIBLY HARD TO IGNORE. PERHAPS INSTEAD OF DISMISSING IT AS BAD WRITING, THE QUESTIONS WE MUST ASK OURSELVES OF THIS SHOW IS: WHY MIGHT IT BE NECESSARY FOR THE SHOW TO DO THIS? WHAT PAYOFF MIGHT THERE BE TO WHAT THIS SHOW DECIDES TO DO WITH ITS TIME? I’M BETTING THAT CAPTAIN EARTH WILL ANSWER NEITHER QUESTION AND CONTINUE TO SHIT ON MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF, AND I AM GOING TO EXPECT NOTHING LESS OF THIS SHOW.

MAHOUKA HAS BEEN RE-AIRING THE SAME GODDAMN EPISODE FOR THE PAST 11 WEEKS FOR ALL I CARE.

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THE APPEAL OF NO GAME NO LIFE IS A MIX OF THE HIGH TENSION GAMES AND THE CHEEKY FANSERVICE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE GETS THE MAL-APPROVED ANIME CIRCLEJERK RUNNING ABOUT THIS ANIME? THE CHEAP DRAMA. OH, YOUR PRECIOUS SELF-INSERT SORA DISAPPEARED? TIME TO PANIC AND CRY AND SHIT. OPPONENTS SEEMS A TAD TOO OVERPOWERED? GLORIFY YOUR LACK OF POWERS AND PROCEED TO STEAMROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ANYWAY. HAVING A PROBLEM ELEVATING YOUR SUPERIOR LOGIC? JUST HAVE STEPH ACT LIKE AN IDIOT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN BLANK NEVER LOSES. THE CLOSEST THING WE’VE EVER GOTTEN TO A HIGH TENSION GAME IN THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS THE SHIRATORI GAME WITH JIBRIL AND SO FAR IT HAS FAILED TO LIVE UP TO THAT STANDARD AFTER FIVE EPISODES OF HALF FLUFF HALF DULL AS SHIT GAMES. OH BUT DONT MIND HOW LOW-QUALITY THE GAMES ARE WE HAVE SHINY SOUND EFFECTS AND AN OBNOXIOUS COLOR PALETTE TO DISTRACT YOU WITH.

AS EXPECTED HAREM OF SIDONIA FINDS LITTLE FAULT IN ITS USE OF CG AND INSTEAD SEEKS TO DISAPPOINT ME WITH ITS FOCUS ON THINGS OTHER THAN THE STORY. BY ALL MEANS THE SHOW IS STILL ENJOYABLE AND IT’S ACTUALLY NICE TO LOOK AT EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT IT’S ALSO PROVEN TO NOT BE THAT GREAT OF A SHOW.

STILL WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL STILL BEING A SHIT THE SAME WAY ISSHUUKAN FRIENDS IS. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN PRINCESS REEBOK AND PRINCE SHOTA IS AS DYSFUNCTIONAL AS EVER BUT HEY appropriant ITS CUTE AS SHIT BITCH FUCK YOUR CUTE. THE CONFLICTS BETWEEN PRINCE TATER TOT AND PRINCESS FILA FEEL CONTRIVED AS A RESULT OF ITS EPISODIC NATURE. THE BEGINNING PROMISED A MORE NURTURING DYNAMIC BETWEEN PRINCE KIBBLES AND PRINCESS CONVERSE, BUT I GUESS PRINCESS SKETCHERS DOESNT GET TO HAVE HER SPOTLIGHT AS MUCH AS I HAD HOPED THAT PRINCESS VANS WOULD.

FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

FUCK YOUR ADDENDUM

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8 comments

  1. WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
    YOUR OPINIONS ARE SHIT.
    YOUR TASTE IS SHIT.
    ALL THE ANIME YOU WATCH IS SHIT.
    NO TASTE NO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND SMACK THOSE BALLS AROUND SOMEWHERE ELSE.
    I FUCKING HOPE A BIRD EATS YOUR SANDWICH. EVERY TIME.

    BRO.

    1. UM EXCUSE ME WHO THE SHIT ARE YOU

      WAVING YOUR “SHITTY TASTE IN ANIMU” E-PEEN AROUND MY BLOG

      LEAVE MY CHING CHONG PING PONG ALONE IT IS A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL JAPANESE ANIME THAT MAKES ME CRY EVRYTIM R U EVN AMINE FAN WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY TO HAVE AN OPINION THATS DIFFERENT THAN MINE

  2. ganymedeelegy · · Reply

    IT’S OKAY APPROPRIANT I THINK YOUR OPINIONS AREN’T SHIT

    MUSHI-SHI BEST SHOU ART OF THE YEAR
    JOJO: SAVING ANIME CRUSADERS IS A WHOLE YEAR OF BARA GOODNESS
    PING-PONG IS MY HERO
    ONE-WEEK FRIENDS IS CUTE THOUGH AND KAORI IS BEST GIRL
    CAPTAIN EARTH NEEDS MORE CAPTAINS DEFENDING EARTH BECAUSE FUCK ALIENS UNLESS YOU’RE FIGHTING THEM
    I DON’T EVEN WATCH SIDONIA, I PLAY 3DS WHILE IT RUNS IN THE BACKGROUND

    OVERALL 11/10 SEASON GINKO IS MY WAIFU

    1. DONT FUCK THE ALIENS BRO WHAT THE FUCK

      1. ganymedeelegy · · Reply

        THE PINK-HAIRED ONE THOUGH

        1. LIBIDOS BEFORE SKEEVY HOES, BRO.

  3. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR SHITTY ASS OPINION ON STILL WORLD BEAUTIFUL DOES CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR GOOD OTPS HAVE TO BE SLAPPED IN YOUR FACE A THOUSAND TIMES FOR YOU TO LIKE IT WOW DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A MASOCHISTIC PERSON TRENTON

    I GUESS I AGREE WITH EVERYTHIGN ELSE THOUGH SO ILL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT THOUGH CAPTAIN EARTH IS STILL SHIT AND GONNA BE SHIT SO DONT ASK SHITTY QUESTIONS ABOUT SHITTY THINGS

    1. PRINCESS PUMA DESERVES A BETTER OTP YOU JUICELESS SWINE WHY CANT SHE ATTRACT NICE GUYS LIKE HASE-KUN

      CAPTAIN EARTH ISN’T SHIT IT’S JUST DIFFERENT AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT A BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU NEED MORE CRYPTIC PRONOUNS IN YOUR LIFE

      DAMN RIGHT BITCH BETTER AGREE WITH MY SHITTY OPINIONS OH WAIT

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